Some time off

First off, I'm sorry I haven't posted for a while.  I've been so so busy.  Take a look at what I get to look at and listen to these days.

Those chicks are crazy too.  They kicked me out of my coop for a couple of days, but I got it back.  

I'm doing okay.  I'm missing my students pretty bad though.  I get visits from my person and his other people every day.  Sometimes they come twice a day or more, but they are not as exciting as my other friends  I used to see all day at recess.

Someone did come to visit today.  Rex!  Maybe you don't remember him, but he's one of the bearded dragons that lives with my person.  He crawled all over the chick's coop.  

It made my Saturday.  He's a great friend.  Hope he comes back again.

There Goes the Neighborhood....

They're here.  All four of them.  They moved in this afternoon.  I hoped this day would never come, but it is here.  4 little chickens in the coop next to me thinking they're important.  

You better believe I flapped up there to show those chicks who runs this neighborhood.  They didn't even look at me.  They just cheeped and pecked all over their grass.  They are kinda cute.  Maybe we will be friends later, as long as they do what I say.  I'll keep my eye on them.  

It's Chick Eve....

Today my people came again.  I think they're confused. They put up a new coop last week, but today they built another one.  At first I thought they were bringing in 1,000 baby chicks, but they say no.  They say there's just 7.  I'm not gonna believe it until I see it.  The new coop is not normal.  It's a triangular prism.  Yeah!  I know math!  Did you think I didn't?  Shame on you.  I told you I am a genius.  Guess you just didn't believe me.  

I had to perch on top of it just to show who the boss is.  I even took an artistic shot.  

Pretty sure I could be a chicken model.  I don't think there has ever been a chicken model.  Watch out world.  Here comes Edgar, the world's first chicken model.  

Tomorrow I'll have neighbors living in that geometry house.  I'm a little nervous and a little excited.  As long as they know who the boss is.

I'm TUFF!

Check me out!  I'm tuff now.  Maybe.  Today it rained.  A lot.  My people were helping clean my estate and doing some renovations, so they let me roam for a couple of hours.  It rained a little and then a whole bunch.  They all went and sat in their rolling houses.  Not me.  I just walked around and shook like a dog once in a while.  That's when I got the cool spike feathers.  My next career is probably gonna be a rock star.  Those new chickens could be my band.   

Relaxing Garden Time

Well, first off, sorry I didn't write the past two days.  I was in some trouble for treating PoPo so meanly.  My person grounded me from technology.  He says it happens to his kids too when they're mean.  I learned my lesson.  No more mean momma.  

I needed to calm down, so I went across the sidewalk to my garden.  It is amazing!  I have so much stuff in there.  The collard greens are my favorite food in the entire world, and my garden has a ton.  It is like a dessert bowl that doesn't end.  

There is some gross stuff in there though.  Broccoli?  Chard?  Brussels Sprouts?  What bird eats that stuff?  I'll tell you.  A bird that does not know what tastes good.  That's who.  Not Edgar.  No way.  I just strut past that junk.  I get full and go look at the flowers.  They always relax me.  I tried eating them once, but it was really weird.  It was like eating one of my own feathers.  Now I just stand by them and breathe deeply to relax and feel calm.  I need that now.  I miss my students.

I'm a Momma!! Part 2

I think I should finish my story from yesterday.  I don't really want to, but honesty is important.  After I met cute PoPo, all of her friends started taking my stuff.  I looked over and saw them drinking my water.  MY water!  How dare those mini fluff balls! 

No little creatures are gonna do that to Edgar, so I overreacted.  It was not pretty, but I was upset and did not control myself.  I pecked at their beaks.  I even got one or two of them.  I'm not proud of what I did.  Neither was my person.  He put me in time out.  Me.  In time out?  Yes.  Ugh.




If I see them again, I'm gonna tell them that that other chicken house is for them.  Also, I'll be nicer.  I promise.

I'm a Momma!! Part 1

Today my people brought me something very interesting.  I looked out my coop and saw and heard this:

Could it be?  Was it really her?  It was!  It was my daughter!  My person, the one who I boss around  to do stuff for me, told me her name is PoPo.  He said something about it was the last name of the author I'm named after, but I think it's because her feathers look like a police car.  She is really cute, but that's not surprising.  I'm her momma, and I am the best looking chicken you know.  My person held us both so she could meet me too.

  
I can't wait to teach her all the genius stuff I know.  It's a lot.  The first lesson will probably start tomorrow.  I'm not sure what it will be about, so I'll sleep on it.

New House, I think

Happy Tuesday!  My people gave me a surprise today.  They brought a brand new second home for me.  It is right next to my first house.  I'll be honest.  I'm a little confused.  I like my first house.  It is comfortable, large, and it suits me fine.  I did stand on top of it just to show everyone that I'm the boss of that one too.   


I don't think I wanna leave my eggs in that house.  Maybe something else is happening, but I am still in charge.

My people did let me explore the garden for a long time today while they worked.  I really like it in there.  There are so many delicious snacks everywhere.  None are tastier than those collard greens.  YUM!!!!  I can not get enough.  They do taste waaaaaaay better when I eat them straight from people's hand.  It's my way of letting them know how important I am.  Don't you forget it.

Introductions

Howdy all.  I'm Edgar.  


I know it's rather a strange name for a girl, but that's my name.  I think it came from an author, but I'm not sure.  I was born on September 16th.  That's an easy birthday to remember because I thought for sure there would be 16 of us.  14 of us chicks came that day, and I'm the only one left.  That's just how I like it.  I'm the boss.  I'm in charge of the whole world, and I'm pretty good at it.

I live at my school. It's probably the best school in the entire state.  I do miss my kids.  They don't come around any more.  That's why I started this blog.  Now they can all check in on me and ask me questions.  I know most everything chickens can know, so I can't wait to show how smart I am.